For our family vacation this summer we are going to Glacier National Park in Montana. I hate family vacations. They are long car rides of people whining about being hungry or how they have to pee. Then we will get to where we are camping and realize that somebody forgot a rain jacket. This will not matter until it starts to pour down rain.
This year our cousins and a family that is friends with our family are coming with us. My mom says this will be fun because I will have somebody to hang out with. Ha. Ha. Ha. Right.
After this, we are going to stay in a Holiday Inn Express for a couple of nights. The highlight of my little siblings trip is the "free complimentary breakfast". I mean, how can you go wrong with sugar ceral and cinnamon rolls?
Then we're going to my grandparents' house in Wyoming. Every year, they host a "Popsicle Pigout", where we try to see who can eat the most twin pops. My cousin wins every year. He eats a million!
It's gonna be a family reunion! I am the oldest cousin, though, and all my cousins are little kids. There are a couple that are just a year or two younger, but they are both boys. Lame! I'm afraid I'll get stuck babysitting.
So you can see why family vacations suck. But, then again, other than all the bad stuff, they're great.
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